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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin."
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"i like languages that pronounce all the letters in their spellings. no secrets, just each word an open faced sandwich"
"I identify as a creeper from minecraft Because I become unstable when people get to close to me"
"""Crouching Tiger, Hidden Butthole"". Sometimes I just say things. I don't know."
"Obama turns 52 today. Republicans vote to repeal it."
"I have walrus-like reflexes! Basically I roll around my apartment and slap my belly when I want food"
"TIFU by burning my post oops retoast"
"Buy Domino's Fire everyone Hire dragons Fire roasted pizzas Delivery in six minutes or less IMAGINE DRAGONS"
"The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones... ...but the people of Abu Dhabi do."
"Woman: ""I'm a sucker for a man in a suit and tie."" Man: ""You had me at 'I'm a sucker'."""