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Joke of the Day

"How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ""*Whys the lightbulb got to be white?!*"""

"Before going to your partner's parents' house for the 1st time, it's very important to ask ""How much Jesus stuff can I expect to see?"""

"What is the similarity between a projector and an ugly prostitute? Both work better with the lights off."

"I want my funeral to be 20 consecutive moments of silence followed by a first-time bugler playing taps."

"I'd be able to find affordable glasses... In an eye deal world."

"Protect your Twitter account from plagiarism by only tweeting things that nobody cares about."

"I was going to tell a Nirvana joke, but... Nevermind."

"How many dead prostitutes we need to change a lightbulb ? Certainly not three, because in my basement is still dark."

"The bible is 100% accurate when thrown from close range."

"What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife? Only one shows an interest in the balls."