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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell a Nirvana joke, but... Nevermind."
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"[dog wedding] [Bride throws bouquet into crowd] [Groom catches it, gives it back to Bride] [Bride throws bouquet again] [Groom catches.."
"[marriage counseling] She's always getting mad at me ""There's a shark living in our pool"" IT WAS SHARK WEEK AND HE WAS ON SALE, KAREN"
"The Presidential Election for 2016 is like a blunt pencil. Pointless."
"Want to hear the corniest poop joke ever? No? Too late."
"Why was the mentally challenged midget crying? He was a little down."
"Q: What is the clumsiest bee? A: A bumbling bee."
"A masochist and a sadist are doing their thing... The masochist says: ""Hit me"" and the sadist answers: ""no..."""
"My dental hygienist retired after working 55 years... All she got was a lousy plaque..."
"ME: im nervous GIRLFRIEND: dont be M: what are some of his interests GF: he likes football [later] GF'S DAD: nice to meet u M: *tackles him*"