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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by mis-targeting my torpedo Whoops, wrong sub."
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"I like my women the way I like my coffee in a basket being touched by many Colombian men."
"Harper Lee's new novel is a Mexican spinoff of her classic... Tequila Mockingbird"
"How did harry potter get down the hill?? Walking .. JK Rownling"
"whats the difference between the USA and a yogurt? If you leave a yogurt unwatched for 500 years it will develop its own culture."
"[enter password] mypulloutgame [password weak] All 8 of my kids: daddy why are u crying"
"When does a black person become a nigger? As soon as he leaves the room."
"Why can't accountants get library cards? They're book-keepers."
"How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish? Mark Sanchez."
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