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Joke of the Day

"Why did the giraffe cross the highway? Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)"

"The other day, someone called me an oxymoron. I was raging calm."

"My wife said, ""If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?"" I said, ""Your husband."""

"Red head says to blonde - ""I feel so dirty.... ....I slept with a Brazilian!"". Blonde says - ""Oh, you little slut puppy, you! Hey - I forgot....how many is a Brazilian?"""

"A woman is like a parachute can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one."

"Scientists discover that caterpillars can whistle. Am I the only one wondering if they're concentrating their efforts on the wrong things?"

"Duck Joke A duck walks into a bar. The ducks say, ""1 beer please. And put it on my bill."" I'll be here all week"

"Jokes from a college student. How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence? The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."

"So my japanese girlfriend dumped me the other day.. .. Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea."