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Joke of the Day

"You know which presidential candidate in 2020 will have the hardest time? Tom Cotton. Having to tell black people to ""Pick Cotton!"" in 2020."

"An expert answered a question I asked him about agnosticism He said he wasn't sure."

"How do you get an anorexic chick in bed? Well, it ain't a piece of cake."

"First time I ever saw a dry-erase board I said ""that's remarkable."""

"Hey everyone who says aliens don't exist. Explain morning people."

"I know you didn't sneeze. I said ""God bless you"" because your baby is ugly."

"Have you heard about the new store coming to the mall? It's a pretty *hot topic*."

"Did you hear about the murder of the cartoon artist? The details are sketchy."

"George W. Bush isn't writing a memoir, but ""an account of key decisions"", such as 9/11, Iraq, and ""all the other things Cheney made me do."""

"Philip Hughes joke 1 (warning: probably offensive to some) Did you hear Philip Hughes can't play a hook shot to save his life."