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Joke of the Day

"Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty? Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder."

"I won't be getting any sex tonight but I beat level 15 on Bejeweled so its pretty much just as good."

"Recently my girlfriend has got into equestrian bdsm Last evening she asked me to watch her whip, then watch her nay nay"

"Usain Bolt's net worth is $60 million. How did he get so rich? By saving the gas money!"

"What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles? Water..."

"What kind of house does Fonzie live in? An ""A"" frame..."

"How do you make a butterfly ? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !"

"Successful Lawyers! Good lawyers know the laws and smart lawyers know the judges"

"I wrote a Haiku Poetry is hard Like Mr. Jared Fogle At a kid's party"

"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."