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Joke of the Day

"Are you afraid of the dark? Just sing the opening line to ""The Sound of Silence."" Darkness will feel like you're being clingy and leave the room."

"Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because they'll melt."

"Different cultures like eating animals that we consider pets... For example, did you know that in Japan, they eat fish?"

"Two deer walk out of a bar... One deer says to the other, ""man I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"

"It was mealtime on an airplane... ...and the flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like some dinner. ""What are my choices?"" he asked. ""Yes or no,"" she replied."

"u think u had a bad day? smh think about the tree that just got cut down to make flyers for the next nickelback concert"

"It's too tight Girl:Its 2 tight Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I cant, Gal:Its painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . Well buy new WEDDING RING!"

"NSFW What's one thing a woman wishes her husband had after childbirth? A fatter penis."

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman? Mick Jagger says ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"" A Scottsman says ""Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"""

"And the lord said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came fifth and received a toaster."