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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma so fat.. ..she has a real horse on her Polo shirt."

"At the end of your life, you should get a rebate for however much time you spent learning cursive."

"I can spell relief with one letter P!"

"What's your new year's resolution? Mine is 1440 * 900."

"Customer: I'd like to try on that bathing suit in your front window. Saleswoman: I'm sorry, ma'am, but you'll have to use the dressing room."

"Politics are like a dick. They keep on getting rammed down my throat."

"So my dad posted a picture on Facebook with captioned ""Condom challenge fail"" It was a photo of me."

"Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye? Because she was seeing somebody on the side."

"WANTED: Someone to follow me around and whisper ""You're an adult"" every few minutes."

"What cause of death did the doctor give for a patient whom died after staring at a woman's behind? assfixation"