122104

Joke of the Day

"How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down in history !"

"What did the soldering iron say to the capacitor? Go flux yourself!"

"Conjunctivitis.com There's a site for sore eyes"

"So i picked up this girl the other night... And she was all like ""Put me down!!!"""

"just heard someone pronounce the H in wheel so I'm gonna need a minute"

"My girlfriend just replied to my text saying she is up for a threesome tonight! Now I am anxiously waiting for my wife to reply."

"Things that are dangerous- -riding a motorcycle -sharks -riding sharks"

"A black women names all of her 4 children Tyrone... How did she tell them apart? She looked at their last names..."

"You wanna hear a joke about Ebola? You probably won't get it."

"I'm half black... Bottom half"