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Joke of the Day

"You know what they say... If a Chilean Miner gets scared and runs back to his hole it's winter for 6 more weeks."

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"Whats the worst part about having a lesbian for a roommate? They eat all the tuna!!!"
"""I'm not a violent person but people can change"", I whisper as someone takes a bite of my food."
"Met someone on Craigslist, guess I'm dating a grill now."
"Problems I've got 99 problems and they're all first world."
"TIL that my neighbors really like the metal song i'm playing on my 7.1 sound system I figured because he thrown a brick at my window to hear it better ! \m/"
"Whats the difference between reddit and hell? Hell *fires* bad people"
"How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull? Marry her !"
"Of course size matters. No one likes a small pizza."
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