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Joke of the Day
"What does Tarzan sing at Christmas? Jungle Bells"
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"Mudering people is a lot like smoking cigarettes I can stop any time I want."
"I still remember the gorilla who became super famous really quickly Dang, the fame hit him like a bullet."
"Saw this on a shirt Silence is golden: Duct tape is silver"
"i'm not sure i cooked this chicken all the way through but you know i've had a good life"
"If anyone needs any morals, I have some I'm not using."
"I can go from 2 to 0 testicles in 1.0 spiders."
"Got pulled over while doing calculus in my car last night Cop said I was deriving over the limit."
"Sasquatch is just a regular quatch who tells it like it is."
"Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical !"