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Joke of the Day

"I always assumed the movie ""Grease"" got its title from how those characters managed to fit into those pants."

"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he's married."

"19 and 20 got into a fight 21"

"I heard Jay-Z and Doc Brown were recording a rap album together. They're going to call it ""Jigga-Watt"""

"Offensive Jokes these are the worst jokes ever be warned"

"Read in a Forrest Gump voice. My mother always told me life is like a jar of jelly beans.Everbody hates the black ones. (I know this is a terrible joke, my friend told it to me."

"My dad got carpal tunnel syndrome from being on a keyboard in an office all day. It got so bad his boss made him get rid of the piano."

"A friend bet me I couldn't piss in a Dyson Airblade Boy, did that blow up in my face."

"Had a conversation with my ex-wife over a drink this afternoon. It was cordial."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool"