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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first."

"Why was the geologist hungry? He had a large Apatite."

"What does a pig use for his skin? Oinkment."

"Why was the schwa bad at giving speeches? He said ""uhh"" way too much."

"Librarian: can I check you out? Me: sure [spins around] Librarian: I meant your book Me: oh yea, that makes way more sense"

"Why didn't the cheese get sliced? It was destined for grater."

"You don't realize how much you miss someone until they come back from the dead."

"Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive? The brides are already dressed in white."

"What is amnesia? Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings"

"How do you piss off thousands of people on the internet all at once? [deleted]"