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Joke of the Day
"Me: Is there something wrong with your pasta? 4-year-old: It's not a doughnut."
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"What is the difference between an arrested public masturbator and a period? The period comes after the sentence."
"What is your best weed/stoner related joke? I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!"
"What do you call an illegitimate fish who crapped itself? A bassturd"
"Best year of my life! Last year was the best year of my life. Broke my neck and I have never looked back since."
"First thing Trump does as President... Is kick a Black man out of his house."
"I don't go back to my hometown very often because I've burned too many bridges. And also because I am wanted for bridge arson."
"The hands that help others in need are holier than the lips that pray."
"I like girls in high heels They're always on there toes Whacka, whacka"
"Persian joke Yesterday I was so hungry, I went to the sandwich shop and ordered Ham e Cheese. .... means ""every thing"". (first timer here, be gentle)"