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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an illegitimate fish who crapped itself? A bassturd"
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"The Largest Organ **Q:** What's the largest organ in the human body? **A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway."
"Medical prices these days are ridiculous Why, something as simple as an amputation costs an arm and a leg."
"What do you call a Palestinian women? A Jewish Fuck Bag."
"How did the blind man know Santa was in his house? He felt his presents."
"Meaningless statistics are up 17% today"
"want to hear a joke about pizza? nevermind... it's too cheesy"
"""What if Waldo finds me first?"" I ask naively. Grandma closes the book; the blood drains from her face. ""Don't let that happen,"" she warns."
"What does farm animal porn sound like? Brownchickenbrowncow"
"50 Shades of Letting People on the Train Know You're Not Getting Laid"