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Joke of the Day
"First thing Trump does as President... Is kick a Black man out of his house."
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"A kiss makes my day. Anal makes my whole week."
"[cash4gold] Man in a coat: [holding gold bar] ""How much is this worth?"" ""It's 25 carats..."" [8 rabbits rustle excitedly beneath trench-coat]"
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"My therapist says I'm narcissistic. How can someone who's perfect be narcissistic?"
"tomorrow is erection day for all the Asian-Americans."
"I met a hot girl. We had dinner yesterday. At least I'm assuming she had dinner."
"People in my office have this strange habit of naming their food... Yesterday, I had a sandwich named ""Michael""."
"What's the most awkward moment for Jesus during sex? When they scream his fathers name."
"My son just said he likes 'the booty'. So now I have to convince his mom that the Cinemax show he watched with me was about pirates."