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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl, are you alcohol? Because I've had too much of you and I'm going to throw up."
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"I just saw a guy with a hook hand and a ponytail. Dude, you cut off the wrong thing."
"Why repent? I pented just last week."
"What is worse than 7 babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to 7 trees:)"
"A general reads War and Peace another soldier asked him how he liked it ""liked the first half, hated the second. "" he said"
"Auto-erotic asphyxiation You can go on about it until you're blue in the face, I'm still not interested."
"Every time you have McDonald's as a kid, it's a victory. Every time you have it as an adult, it's a defeat."
"I asked my wife to dress up as a nurse tonight... to fulfill my fantasy... that we have health insurance."
"Where would we be in the world without humour? Germany."
"Little Liz was walking through the forest... When a man came at her with a bread knife. Little Liz started laughing, she knew she wasn't a loaf of bread"