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Joke of the Day

"I asked my wife to dress up as a nurse tonight... to fulfill my fantasy... that we have health insurance."

"The best racist joke What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!"

"I used to forget time with you. Now, I'll just forget you with time."

"To a lot of Americans these days, Donald Trump is just starting to sound like a lot of white noise."

"Need to build an Ark? I Noah man..."

"Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man? A: Stupid!"

"Either Narnia has really gone downhill or I'm just sitting in some guy's closet."

"As a child, I wanted to be a psychologist. But my parents told me, ""We're a-Freud you're too Jung for that."""

"I see the 'pet rocks' are back and fighting too! *Rolls in 6ft diameter granite boulder* *Folds arms, taps foot*"