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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a street on the Mexican border? Wall Street"
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"If eye fucking is a thing, my husband probably has opthalmic herpes from Haley at the burrito store."
"What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory? Guardians of the Galaxy"
"Get really close to a dog. Look them in the eyes. Hiss ""who do you think you are?"" as you pet them"
"A forest fire is the world's way of adding black trees to the forest community."
"I'm really starting to hate these little Russian Dolls... They're so full of themselves."
"So a 70ish year old grandpa randomly walked up to me in the gym and laid this one on me: What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone? You skip them both."
"SNL Gold: Domestic Violence A local county couple had an argument over a jar of salsa, which resulted in the girlfriend stabbing her boyfriend. But hey, you'd be mad too if he was jalpeno business."
"Blind man walks past a fishmongers ""hello ladies!"""
"Where do fleas go to surf? To the microwave."