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Joke of the Day
"My son sounds like a goat when he cries. He's just a little kid."
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"Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But she's top of the class. Father: That's why I think it must be a terrible class."
"What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea."
"If Cadillacs are Jew-canoes, what are BMW M6's? Jew-boats."
"My jokes are like onions... They're layered. And because if you dissect them I'll cry."
"Today I shot a black man and his wife It was a beautiful wedding"
"Why was the divorce lawyer pro-gay marriage? Because any marriage is good for business!"
"Feminism is a broad issue."
"How do you get a pool player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza."
"I better fix the hinge on this cabinet door before Ryan Gosling comes over, takes his shirt off and builds my lady a house."