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Joke of the Day
"Why was the divorce lawyer pro-gay marriage? Because any marriage is good for business!"
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"Why did Americans go to the moon? They heard Indians had land there."
"Graphene can do everything... Except leave the lab. :)"
"Woah!!! You're a much fatter family than the stick figures on your rear window would indicate!"
"Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol? Because they don't like to drink and derive."
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like.. Bananas"
"People who change the channel every time there's a commercial are more annoying than commercials."
"Just buckled a bottle of Tito's Vodka into the backseat of my car, so I obviously know what it's like to be a mom."
"I give in to peer pressure My friends went on a diet, so I joined in to try to fit in."
"What do we want? Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow"