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Joke of the Day

"Today I asked my mom what she did for a living, she replied ""I'm a headmaster"". To which my dad replied ""yeah she is"""

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Either have they."

"I'm struggling to think of a name for this new app that compares acid and mushrooms. Sadly ""Tripadvisor"" is taken"

"My social life. /thread"

"Don't be that guy that tells people not to be that guy."

"Indians will wait 25 years to have sex but not 25 seconds for the traffic signal to turn green."

"How do you feel when you don't have coffee? Depresso."

"what do you call a number of pie that was eaten illegally? Pie rate!"

"What blood type do happy people have? B Positive."

"Help I lost my coat! I hope someone didn't jacket!"