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"How do you feel when you don't have coffee? Depresso."
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"[META] Can we have S,M,L flairs on joke posts to indicate length? Sort of similar to /r/tifu"
"In Soviet Russia... TV watches you. With much apologies to Yakov Smirnoff (who rarely told them). Please to bring on Russian Reversal jokes in comments."
"What do you call an environmental bicyclist? A recyclist."
"Go away bee, don't bother me. A wise man once told me, if a bee is bothering you, don't swat or run away, just stand still and look right at it, because seeing is believing."
"Want to know the secret for making 1 million dollars? Start investing with 10 million dollars"
"*pounding on her chest* DON'T DIE ON ME KAREN! *pounds harder* (sobbing) BREATHE DAMMIT! CPR instructor: Ok, so that was wrong."
"Found a site for hardcore Harambe Supporters It's called Omegle, Everyone has their dicks out for Harambe."
"How do dogs like to have sex? RUFF!"
"In know what comes after I... Just Kidding!"