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Joke of the Day

"Help I lost my coat! I hope someone didn't jacket!"

"I've learned there are two types of people in this world: People I trust to help me bury bodies... ...and bodies"

"The Heist A man walks into the bank with a pistol. He aims the gun at his head and yells, ""Give me the money!""."

"Knock Knock Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom."

"What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael? A whambulance"

"M&Ms should change their packaging. They should make it a white wrapper."

"What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair? Caesars."

"I Can see the future, Donald Trump wins the election This post made with **Internet Explorer**"

"I don't have enough milk for my Cocoa Puffs. Buddha was right. Life is suffering."

"Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom? There was a loo tenant inside."