121997

Joke of the Day

"How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes a shitload of lightbulbs."

"FYI wearing camouflage at your desk so no one sees you masturbating doesn't work."

"I went to the zoo the other day. I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu."

"What do ghosts drink? BOOOOOZE"

"I'm a necrophiliac... ...but my friends seem to be cool about it"

"Why is the ocean so salty? The land never waves back."

"A fellow worker just sent an all office memo: ""Has anyone seen my screwdriver? I really need my screwdriver!"" I wrote back: ""Meet me at the tool bar. I'll buy you a double."""

"I bet the first thing that happens after you die is you get charged some sort of fee."

"""How many televised singing competitions are too many?"" ""I don't know, let's find out!"" - Television executives"

"A clock asked another clock out... He was timezoned"