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Joke of the Day
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit but it wouldn't matter."
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"Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them because I know life is really, really tough for the visually impaired. :("
"I don't believe ppl who ""don't masturbate cuz it's not the real thing."" When I run out of Frosted Flakes, I put sugar on my Corn Flakes."
"My dad and I talking. I asked my dad today ""What rhymes with orange?"" He replied ""No, it doesn't"""
"*2 pieces of bread being held hostage* bread 1: any way you slice it we're toast bread 2: we're dead wheat me: did my breakfast just talk"
"""No, I didn't forget your gift"" *digs in purse ""Got you this hairspr..I need that. Got you this keyring"" *removes keys"
"What do you call six gay people at an amusement park? Six Fags"
"What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with? Derpentine."
"Is that chili in your pocket, or are you just terrified to see me?"
"A chicken walks into a bar and clucks at the bartender. The bartender says, ""No fowl language allowed"""