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Joke of the Day

"I went shopping . . . I went to the supermarket to get some groceries. When I got to the dairy section, they only had one piece of cheese left. It was provolone."

"IF you feel cold if you ever get cold just stand in a corner for a bit. they are usually around 90 degrees."

"What do you get when you have 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? One hundred sowsand bucks"

"A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies ""No I'm traveling light"""

"Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions.... Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then! For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Student - Ton!Ton!Ton!"

"If you're suicidal and experience time backwards, then you're in luck! The only way you can commit suicide is by getting in some pussy."

"*Indian sending smoke signals* Buffalo... Coming... *other Indian replies* New... Fire... Who... Dis?"

"Why did the fish sink? (This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick."

"Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue."

"If you're ever unsure whether a person is a muppet or a human try shoving your hand up their ass."