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Joke of the Day
"Q: why did the blond stare at her orange juice for 2 hours? A: because it said ""concentrate"""
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"This milk is so far past it's expiration date I'm only gonna have a small slice."
"Two guys walk into a bar... The first guy looks at the second guy and says... ""You ever wonder why we always walk in together?"""
"While at work ""You must love putin"" ""Why?"" ""Because your a rushin!"""
"What's a pedophile's favorite drink? Cherry pop. See you all in hell!"
"You can't spell Chipotle without E. Coli"
"What do you call a guy that never farts in public? A privet tutor"
"Who called it ""falling in love"" and not ""assisted suicide""?"
"What's a Porn Star's favorite spell? Expecto Erection"
"Went camping last weekend.. Yeah it was intents"