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Joke of the Day

"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot!"

"I have always been suspicious of Wendy's hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature."

"""Some say Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it"" ""For I did not speak of my own Accord..."" - John 12:49"

"What do you can an African-American that has growing pains in its leg? A knee-grow"

"(NSFW) What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full."

"There are hundreds of features on a brand-new BMW; heated seats, bluetooth audio, laser-headlights, etc... Which among them goes completely ignored? The turn signals."

"If you ever feel stupid, just remember that every day, people are searching the internet to find out ""Is the drug from LIMITLESS real?"""

"'I have trains ran on me all the time.' - Railroads. Or my ex-girlfriend."

"Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical? Because m'cavity."

"I wish I was able to argue about something as strongly as women do about nothing"