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Joke of the Day
"Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical? Because m'cavity."
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"got a job at the no more tears baby shampoo factory spraying shampoo into babies eyes and filming their reactions. best job ive ever had"
"The inauguration is today... Trump: Unprecedented Obama: Un-Presidented"
"Self-absorbed people are the worst. They are always thinking about themselves when they should be thinking about me."
"For 20 years, I've pretended to be the head of propaganda at my company. I'm not really, I just tell everyone I am and they believe me."
"I hate when I'm in a room with 3 other people, & I have to shove the entire kit kat in my mouth."
"""Actually I have a lot of secs"" is apparently not the right answer to ""Do you have a sec?"""
"Rudolph's red nose is actually the result of a parasitic infection in his respiratory system. Stay woke."
"Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not."
"""Sir, we lost the platoon. All our men are gone."" A lone camouflaged fedora is seen in the distance. ""not all men"""