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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the most popular afro-american stereotype? A: boombox"

"I knew that wouldn't flush when I ate it."

"I call my Missus's mimsy 'The Tardis' Not because it's bigger inside than I expected. It's just that she's had several dozen companions and at least one dog in there."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night works all day"

"What do you call a tattoo of the most commonly used English letter on a scientist's penis? A logical phallus E."

"Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side."

"My girlfriend said that me being a mime was too much, and she was leaving But I couldn't bring myself to say anything"

"Did you hear they're going to print the Daily Mail on A1 sheets? It's pretty big news."

"Why are there no cats on mars? Curiosity."

"What do you call a Jamaican squid? Calamarley"