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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a USB and the USA? One has standards."

"""Ramen"". - Scooby Doo, finishing a prayer"

"What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common? They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks."

"My Pet Mouse Elvis Died Today He got caught in a trap."

"I will die on a white floor just to mess with the chalk outline guy."

"Started to travel back in time to kill Hitler, but then I decided to be more efficient and went back and shot Adam and Eve instead."

"I always wanted to be a plumber when I grew up but in the end it was just a pipe dream."

"Just heard this on a PBS kids show... What did one wolf say to the other wolf? Howls it going?"

"Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets? They're repulsive!"

"Jesus Christ walks into a motel and drops a handful of nails on the counter. He asks Can you put me up for the night ?"