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Joke of the Day

"What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common? They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks."

"So, two pedophiles are talking... One of them says to the other ""I never really liked racing, I always come in a little behind."""

"Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same... Once you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal."

"Simba was talking way too slow so I told him to mufasa."

"My stages of drunk: 1. You're UGLY 2. You're HOT 3. You're BEAUTIFUL 4. Your HONOR in my defense......"

"You attract more men when you smell like butter, sauteed ham and onions than any expensive perfume."

"No job is free, even the blowjob!"

"Why do pedophiles have social anxiety? Because they have a hard time fitting in"

"Mario: hey u up? Princess: yeah y? M: come over ;) P: can't. Kidnapped :( M: Where? I'll save u P: castle. Up stairs, next 2 flagpole M: k"

"What do you call a joke with no punchline? Ba-dum-tss"