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Joke of the Day
"Just heard this on a PBS kids show... What did one wolf say to the other wolf? Howls it going?"
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"The man entered his home... and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house."
"What was the weather forcast in poland on the day before the german invasion? 86% chance of heil"
"So today I was lookin at a girl bcuz she had a piece of lettuce in her hair & she looks at me and said ""I have a boyfriend"" ok lettuce head"
"Wife: How many women have u slept with? Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake."
"You'll never convince me people eat raisins for any other reason than by accident."
"After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date..."
"Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert? They found traces of Mercury in him."
"How to stop procrastinating I don't know but I'll figure it out later"
"How do you have a rave in Greece? Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling"