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Joke of the Day

"Just heard this on a PBS kids show... What did one wolf say to the other wolf? Howls it going?"

"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year"

"stolen from dave allen Imagine if you will you are at a man's house having your way with his wife and he comes home early and catches you. And he says ""Carry On"" and you can"

"I had my work appraisal yesterday. The boss said, ""There is no I in team."" To which I replied, ""But there is a U in cu*t."""

"A survey says parents spend $1k on their children's electronics yearly. When WE were young we walked 5 miles uphill in the snow w/ NO APPS!"

"I'll finish this joke when my dad gets back buying cigarets"

"Halfway through a wash, my washing machine started demanding sex from me, right here right now. It was the menstrual cycle."

"*tip toes out front door* *wife texts me from China* ""Where you going?"""

"Why do hippies like corduroy? Because the material is so groovy."

"What makes an ISIS joke funny? The execution."