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Joke of the Day

"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire."

"My right ear keeps ringing today. It's the left ear that means your gay, right?"

"Q: What happens when a professor teaches for a decade? A: He gets Tenyear."

"Batman: *puts on glasses* Hey do I still look like Bruce Wayne? Superman: Um obviously. Batman: Think about that for a second."

"Magician walking down the street A magician is walking down a street, he then turns into a grocery store."

"Grease (1978, musical) A highschool girl wins happiness and the acceptance of her peers by changing who she is and taking up smoking."

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger become after he resigned as Governor of California? An ex-terminator."

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One WALKS on the MOON, and the other fucks little children."

"WHEN CATS ARE SAD Bartender: What'll ya have? Cat: Shot of rum. [Bartender pours it] [Cat slowly pushes it off the bar] Cat: Another."

"Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself? (Wait for it...)"