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Joke of the Day

"WHEN CATS ARE SAD Bartender: What'll ya have? Cat: Shot of rum. [Bartender pours it] [Cat slowly pushes it off the bar] Cat: Another."

"""What a nice doggie."" ""I'll have you know it's not a doggie but a pure bred."" ""YOU HAVE A DOG MADE OUT OF BREAD??!!!!"""

"So a circumference walks into a restaurant... ...sits down and orders a bowl of diameter ice cream. The waiter asks, ""You want pie with that?"""

"I used to be confused by the quote ""with age comes wisdom"", but now that I'm older, I think I've finally figured it out."

"If you jump off a bridge in Paris... They'll declare you in Seine"

"You can't even? That's odd."

"Patient: Oh doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first operation. Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too."

"Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race? A. Because all his friends shout ""GO-RILLA!"""

"Do you know this new perfume called 'A Christmas Miracle? Well, on christmas eve, put a finger in your ass, &nbsp; If it smells good it's a christmas miracle "

"Capital letters... ...the difference between using chemicals to remove polish, and using chemicals to remove Polish."