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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One WALKS on the MOON, and the other fucks little children."

"Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba? He didn't want to play second fidel"

"The neighbors are looking at me strangely again. Like they have never seen a man sitting on his roof with a pair binoculars before."

"Just hit a white kid with dreadlocks with my car. He understood why."

"Have you heard about the condition that causes your penis to ejaculate when submerged in water? It comes in waves."

"The Spanish national soccer team visited an orphanage in Brazil today ""It was hard to see their sad and hopeless faces"", said one of the orphans"

"""Hey, did you hear about the blonde that lost over 85% of her intelligence?"" ""No, actually. How'd it happen?"" ""I dunno, but I hear that it happened at around the same time her husband died."""

"What's a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe."

"Feminist joke How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? -none, feminists don't change anything"

"If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? mistletoe"