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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst animal std? Gatoraids"
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"The only spanish I know is from the song Feliz Navidad, so these last few days have been my time to shine."
"I'm waiting for Twitter to be adapted into a big budget sci-fi action movie: ""In space no one can hear you tweet."""
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've already lost three days."
"Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business."
"Why are there no guys named William serving in the army? Because they dislike the phrase ""Fire at Will"""
"Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs? Because the cow has the utter."
"Lingerie is just expensive wrapping paper."
"Police station toilet stolen Officers say they have nothing to go on"
"And the LORD said "" Come forth and receive eternal life"" John came fifth and received a brand new toaster"