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Joke of the Day

"Grease (1978, musical) A highschool girl wins happiness and the acceptance of her peers by changing who she is and taking up smoking."

"I like my women like I like my fish Battered,chopped up, and stored in the freezer."

"solipsist joke I'm a solipsist, and frankly, I'm surprised there aren't more of us."

"[1st day as criminal sketch artist] Victim: He was blonde had blue eyes, he was about 6ft t.... Me: I'm gonna need a longer sheet of paper"

"What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean? A Dell rolling in the deep."

"On the street or subway you can only imagine what that idiot is thinking. On Twitter, you get to see what that idiot is thinking."

"Wanna here a funny joke? Women's rights."

"And how would you like that cooked? ""I like my steak like I like my Pokemon... Rare"""

"I'm trying to switch from ""okay"" to ""OK"" but I can't figure out what to do with all this extra time on my hands"

"How to make a Disney Pixar film: 1. Take something that doesn't talk 2. Make it talk"