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Joke of the Day
"My right ear keeps ringing today. It's the left ear that means your gay, right?"
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"The first time I stayed at my girlfriends' house, her dad wouldn't let us sleep together. Shame, he's very attractive."
"What do you call a dragon that can't sit still? A wiggle wyrm."