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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a skinny tree that raps? Slim Shady"
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"Cause of Death: Dropped full can of soda on baby toe."
"officer: give me your name me: then what am I going to use?"
"Incest People say that incest is a game for the whole family."
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later."
"Why did Hitler like his Adidas's? They were made by his distant relative."
"What can you hear but never see? Everything if you're Stevie Wonder"
"My boss dropped a pen, bent to pick it up, my b-ball instincts took over, I slapped his ass, said 'nice hustle' & now I need a new job."
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"If you always think the grass is greener on the other side, maybe you should water what the fuck you have and see how that works out first."