94793
Joke of the Day
"What can you hear but never see? Everything if you're Stevie Wonder"
Next Joke
"Behemoth? No. Hebebutterfly."
"TIFU by calling a flight attendant a stewardess. Man did he get pissed off."
"What is the stretchiest substance known to man? Human flesh, because in the bible it says that Jesus tied his ass to a tree and walked 100 yards."
"Best Hitler Joke That I've Heard Me: ""Hitler Killed 5 million Jews and a Penguin."" Friend: ""What? A Penguin?"" Me: ""See, no one wants to know about the Jews."""
"Why is the number 8 the only number that goes to heaven? When it dies it becomes immortal. ∞"
"The last Post-It note in a pack should be a preprinted reminder to pick up more Post-It notes."
"How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales."
"Mum Mum Dad's broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head."
"Sometimes, just to annoy my Therapist, I'll ask him; ""so how does my lack of progress make you feel?"""