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Joke of the Day

"I'm no relationship scientist but I think men prefer girls who make their dck hard, not their life."

"Arent a donut and a danish the same thing? Well they are both synonym rolls!!"

"finally got to see someone in my facebook feed react to an onion article as if it were real news. today was a big day."

"Therapist: Do u ever feel like hurting yourself Me: No T: What about other people Me:.....................................................No"

"My favourite kind of pain; is in my stomach when people make me laugh too hard."

"I'm drafting a plan to make more guy friends. So far all I have is ""Don't say ""super"" as often"" and ""Talk about beards."" I'm super jazzed."

"I'm going to name my son Red so he'll grow up to be a wise sportswriter or the prison inmate who knows how to get things. Hopefully both."

"Wanna hear a clean joke? Bob had a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a guy."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Marque"

"if ur in a bad mood & somone says ""have a good day"" the best response is to yell ""HEY EVRYONE THIS DUDES HANDING OUT GOOD DAYS COME GET ONE"""