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Joke of the Day

"I'm no relationship scientist but I think men prefer girls who make their dck hard, not their life."

"BREAKING: Mel Gibson will reprise his role in the sequel to 'What Women Want'. The sequel will be called 'What Stupid Fucking Whores Want'."

"Whats long black and stinky? the unemployment line."

"What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons? jose and josB (Hose A & Hose B)"

"Vampire was searching the garbage... ...and the man came and asked him... M: what are you doing? V: I am looking for used tampons... M: why? V: My wife is sick, I have to make her some tea!"

"What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat? An investigator."

"The acronym NASCAR stands for: Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks"

"Tips to reduce weight: First turn your head to the right, then turn it to the left. Repeat this every time you are offered something to eat."

"Do you have FB? No Do you have Twitter? No Instagram? No What do you have? A life. ... ... Can I have it? No. I need it to play Candy Crush."

"Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box? Because it says ""concentrate"""