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Joke of the Day
"Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested? Because he needed one."
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"A protected acct with 0 followers just followed me. Mom, is that you?"
"How do you tell the difference between an adult film star and a psychiatrist? Ask them to pronounce the word analyzed."
"I hope zombies will come from Mexico. After eating their way through fat Americans, they'll be like ""Sorry little Canadians. We're full."""
"Me: Yes, I'd like the Mexican massage. Masseuse: The what? Me: *hands him taco seasoning and sour cream* Masseuse: Me: Let's go, chop chop."
"Q: What did the book say to the librarian? A: Can I take you out?"
"I'd like to meet a failed scientist, like I do writers. ""I science on the weekends and for free sometimes. I think of it more as a hobby."""
"A man with a lute... ..went to the pub for a drink, but the bouncer stopped him and said, ""Sorry mate, you're bard."""
"Pokemon GO is the biggest thing right now, guess whats up next! Plantation Tycoon DownSouth 1600s Go Railroad 1800's Tycoon Auschwitz Tycoon Pedophile Go"
"There's a new show on Broadway based on the dictionary It's a play on words"