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Joke of the Day
"My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night... She nearly took my fucking eye out."
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"I'm unsure how I feel about my new mirror... ...I just haven't had time to reflect yet. www.ChippedBeefOnToast.com"
"What's the difference between your mom and your dad? Your dad still sucks dick."
"Judas: How long are your arms? Jesus: Why? Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what? Judas:Across. How long across."
"What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen."
"When I get depressed about an underperforming tweet, I think about starving kids in Africa & how lucky they are to never experience my pain."
"Life is that reality show character wearing a leopard print caftan saying ""Yer either gonna love me or hate me, I just tell it like it is"""
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the batmobile"""
"I hate feeling bad about feeling good about feeling bad."
"I'm gonna start following my cat to the litter box and sit in her lap while she takes a shit"