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Joke of the Day
"My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night... She nearly took my fucking eye out."
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"What do you call a cunt squared? A box."
"What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black? Dearth Vader"
"This cab driver is THE WORST. I keep telling him ""You passed my house, let me out"" & he's all like ""Sir I'm a cop and your under arrest for public nudity and intoxication."""
"Proof: Hillary Clinton Will Be A Great President ""She doesn't suck.""-Bill Clinton"
"I wasn't a fan of my facial hair at first.. But then it grew on me..."
"*Brings Oreos to a Christmas cookie exchange*"
"When I die, I want you to carry my casket So you can let me down one last time."
"What do you call an Asian Pothead camping in Yellowstone? A Yellowstoner."