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Joke of the Day

"Why would I be a horrible magician? Cuz I'll fuck a trick up."

"The big bang by Dina Mite"

"If your feet smell and your nose runs... ...you're probably built upside-down."

"You're an asshole Superman."

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it, but they'll get fired if they eat it!"

"At first I didn't like beards, But then they grew on me"

"Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going."

"My five year old niece told me this one... What do you call a 60 foot platypus? A platybus!"

"When your prospective father-in-law asks:""Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?"" Do NOT say:""Because I am tired of using my own"""

"""Can we stop for a second? I forgot everyone's names again."" - me, if I was a character on Game of Thrones"