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Joke of the Day
"My five year old niece told me this one... What do you call a 60 foot platypus? A platybus!"
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"My friend was being attacked by a duck I tried to warn him but it only made things worse."
"What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it? Uh, like, can you knot? *yessss my first original joke*"
"There was an indecisive buddha... ...his mantra was 'ummmm'"
"I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, But when i got home all the signs were there."
"To err is human... To arr is pirate."
"My friends keep telling me to stop impersonating butter. But I can't. I'm on a roll now"
"A nurse pulls out a thermometer out of her pocket and says: Shit.....some asshole has got my pen!"
"Analysts are suprised Chris Christie ran for president in the first place They thought he'd walk"
"Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand? So she could moan with the other."