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Joke of the Day
"My five year old niece told me this one... What do you call a 60 foot platypus? A platybus!"
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"You guys wanna hear a joke? My life."
"It's not that I don't like drinking, it's just I find that my aim when throwing bottles in your face is allot more accurate when I'm sober."
"Wanna hear something really disappointing? Too bad."
"7 has started saying ""your life just got better,"" whenever he enters the room; humility is not this kid's strong-suit."
"What's the difference between a cat and a period? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a period is a pause at the end of a clause."
"How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job? She swallowed"
"Punthagorean Theorem A and B are pretty square, but get to the root of C and you'll find he's always high, pot in use."
"FYI: The .gif file format is pronounced ""jiff"" I know because I joogled it."
"If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?"