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"The big bang by Dina Mite"
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"Did you hear the joke about ebola? Never mind, you won't get it."
"Putin denies Russian naval exercises in Finnish waters, claims that sonar readings ""were misinterpreted"". Whoops, wrong sub."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? one's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean"
"I just googled Magnum condoms and I swear I could hear Siri laughing."
"What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News? ""We're going to build a wall"""
"If a man hits a woman while driving his car, who's fault is it? Contrary to popular belief, it is the man's fault. There is no reason for him to drive in the kitchen."
"My gf got into a car accident today... I take public transportation so I don't also get rear ended by strangers."
"I just flew back from Japan, and boy are my arms tired. I was masturbating to all the hentai I bought on the plane."
"If you really want to impress me with the year a bottle of wine was made, bring me one from 2024...."