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Joke of the Day

"""Can we stop for a second? I forgot everyone's names again."" - me, if I was a character on Game of Thrones"

"Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes? Could they not hire taller dancers?"

"My dad's a superhero He's the invisible man. Edit: Wow! This is my most upvoted post. Thanks for the love strangers!"

"MUST HAVE BEFORE WATCHING THE CONJURING : - Bible - iBible iPhone app - Holy Water - Priest - Jesus - 5 Jesus necklaces - Holy Spirt"

"My 1 year old doesn't laugh when I fart. I can only hope his sense of humor grows more sophisticated with time..."

"What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls, because they're under a buck."

"How do you call a dog with no legs ? You don't call it, you pick it up."

"Why is six afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender..."

"You could make dinner for a toddler, or you could just cut out the middle man & throw away a plate of food and squirt ketchup on the dog."

"I know the word diputserom sounds bad, but its more stupid backwards"